There are any number of ways to drill our world for core samples. Tracking every Twitter reference to “Gatsby” is one. Odd but occasionally fascinating.
Have I mentioned my (possibly crackpot) Gatsby-wasn’t-rich theory lately?
David Quigg is a writer. David Quigg is a photographer. David Quigg lives in Seattle. David Quigg devours audiobooks. David Quigg is an armchair warrior and diplomat. David Quigg used to be a newspaper reporter. David Quigg resorts to satire. David Quigg is a dad.
These are their stories.
There are any number of ways to drill our world for core samples. Tracking every Twitter reference to “Gatsby” is one. Odd but occasionally fascinating.
Have I mentioned my (possibly crackpot) Gatsby-wasn’t-rich theory lately?
Image above: Screen grab of my latest method for taking notes while running and listening to audiobooks. To say “while running” is not strictly right. I stop and try to make a quick note before my pulse has a chance to plunge. As you’ll see below, I misspelled “Schulz.” I realized the mistake after a couple dozen strides but didn’t stop to correct it. My cardiovascular system thanks me.
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People of the Book by Geraldine Brooks is off to a lush start.
Look at this:
I thought that the beautiful book had probably been part of the blizzard of burning pages—Ottoman land deeds, ancient Korans, Slavic scrolls—that had fallen in a warm snow upon the city after the flames of phosphorous bombs.
And this:
The illuminations were beautiful, but I didn’t allow myself to look at them as art. Not yet. First I had to understand them as chemicals. There was yellow, made of saffron. That beautiful autumn flower, Crocus sativus Linnaeus, each with just three tiny precious stigmas, had been a prized luxury then and remained one, still. Even if we now know that the rich color comes from a carotene, crocin, with a molecular structure of 44 carbon, 64 hydrogen, and 24 oxygen, we still haven’t synthesized a substitute as complex …
And this:
I know the flesh and fabrics of pages, the bright earths and lethal toxins of ancient pigments. Wheat paste—I can bore the pants off anyone about wheat paste. I spent six months in Japan, learning how to mix it for just the necessary amount of tension.
Parchment, especially, I love. So durable it can last for centuries, so fragile it can be destroyed in a careless instant. One of the reasons, I’m sure, that I got this job was because I have written so many journal articles on parchment. I could tell, just from the size and scatter of the pore holes, that the parchments in front of me had been made from the skin of a now-extinct breed of thick-haired Spanish mountain sheep. You can date manuscripts from the kingdoms of Aragon and Castile to within a hundred years or so if you know when that particular breed was all the go with the local parchment makers.
And this:
A tiny speck of something fluttered from the binding. Carefully, with a sable brush, I moved it onto a slide and passed it under the microscope. Eureka. It was a tiny fragment of insect wing, translucent, veined. We live in a world of arthropods, and maybe the wing came from a common insect and wouldn’t tell us anything. But maybe it was a rarity …
And this:
Because I had been rude before, I made an effort now. A slight effort. The young country-cultural desert stuff gets very old. Australia happens to have the longest continuous artistic tradition in the world—Aboriginal people were making sophisticated art on the walls of their dwellings thirty thousand years before the people in Lascaux chewed the end off their first paintbrush. But I decided to spare him the full lecture.
And this:
His mouth sort of turned down and up at the same time, like a Charles Schulz drawing.
And, finally, this:
The buildings were small scale, as if built for halflings, and pressed together so tightly that they reminded me of tipsy friends, holding each other upright on the way home from the pub. Large parts of this area had been out of range of the Serb guns …
Having enjoyed her Best American Short Stories introduction, I’m trying this.
I couldn’t put it down, and when someone advertised the other seven titles in the series for sale, I convinced my parents to buy the lot. They were used hardbacks with lavishly illustrated dust jackets, plastic-covered, meticulously kept. I lined them up in order, and I started to feel … odd. I was breathing fast. My neck was flushed. There was a taste, buttery and warm, in the back of my throat. It wasn’t unpleasant, but it was unfamiliar and I didn’t have a word for it. It would be six years before I felt that way again, in a very different context. And by then I knew the word.
Since that first encounter with lust, I have always thought of literature as a physical matter.
- from the acknowledgments section of Sarah Bakewell’s How To Live: Or A Life of Montaigne in One Question and Twenty Attempts at an Answer
I owe my own awareness — and unlikely devouring — of Bakewell’s book to this episode of the BBC’s “Great Lives” podcast. You’ll get the gist of the formula that makes “Great Lives” great by reading part of the BBC’s summary:
Championing his life is the surgeon, scientist, broadcaster and politician Professor Robert Winston and providing expert witness is the writer Sarah Bakewell …
Each episode has a fan and an expert and a host who’s as skeptical or as encouraging as he needs to be to keep things honest and fruitful.
I’ve listened to a couple dozen of the 159 episodes available for free online. The shows on Marcus Garvey, Mary Stott, Petra Kelly, Winston Churchill and boxer Jack Johnson were especially memorable.
- from “Stumptown Girl,” Margaret Talbot’s New Yorker piece on Portlandia
(via Jesse Thorn)
I’ve delighted in Michael Lewis’ journalism ever since encountering his blunt, funny, observant book about the roadkill candidates of the 1996 presidential election. If he’s written a mediocre book before or since, I haven’t found it. Today, I started Boomerang: Travels in the New Third World. There’s so much I’d like to quote, but I’ll limit myself to three passages.
1) “… on top of several thick strata of architecture that should be called Nordic Pragmatic lies a thin layer that will almost certainly one day be known as Asshole Capitalist. The hobbit-size buildings that house the Icelandic government are charming and scaled to the city. The half-built oceanfront glass towers meant to house newly rich financiers and, in the bargain, block everyone else’s view of the white bluffs across the harbor are not.”
2) “To remain in the euro zone, they were meant, in theory, to maintain budget deficits below 3 percent of GDP; in practice, all they had to do was cook the books to show they were hitting the targets. Here, in 2001, entered Goldman Sachs, which engaged in a series of apparently legal but nonetheless repellent deals designed to hide the Greek government’s true level of indebtedness. … The machine that enabled Greece to borrow and spend at will was analogous to the machine created to launder the credit of the American subprime borrower—and the role of the investment banker in the machine was the same. The investment bankers also taught the Greek government officials how to securitize future receipts from the national lottery, highway tolls, airport landing fees, and even funds granted to the country by the European Union. Any future stream of income that could be identified was sold for cash.”
3) “The extent of the cheating—the amount of energy that went into it—was breathtaking. In Athens, I several times had a feeling new to me as a journalist: a complete lack of interest in what was obviously shocking material. I’d sit down with someone who knew the inner workings of the Greek government: a big-time banker, a tax collector, a deputy finance minister, a former MP. I’d take out my notepad and start writing down the stories that spilled out of them. Scandal after scandal poured forth. Twenty minutes into it I’d lose interest. There were simply too many: they could fill libraries, never mind a book. The Greek state was not just corrupt but also corrupting.”
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For background on why I value Lewis’ financial journalism, see this post of mine from back in March.
- Farhad Manjoo
Slate ran this eight days after Manjoo’s “Don’t Support Your Local Bookseller,” which triggered many smart critiques like this one at towirr.tumblr.com. So I read the follow-up and wondered if Manjoo needed to go sleepless during all eight of those days and nights to find a straw man as hapless as this halfwit Will Doig, who apparently bet all his chips on “Bookstores provide a space to meet friends, cruise for a date, and hide out when you have nothing to do on a Saturday night.”
I mean, just look how easily Manjoo KO’d Doig: “many bookstore lovers agree with Doig, which is exactly why many of these shops are going out of business.”
The winner!!! And still champion!!! Farhad!!! Manjoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s a letdown to click through to what Doig actually wrote and find that it includes passages like this:
Unlike almost any other kind of retail establishment, bookstores operate as quasi-public neighborhood trusts that give city dwellers more than they receive in return. Like art galleries, they’re a free-of-charge indoor urban venue where you can make yourself comfortable without being expected to eat something, drink something, or even buy something.
This is why the most-loved bookstores tend to hang on: Kramerbooks and Politics & Prose in D.C., The Strand and McNally-Jackson in New York, Skylight and Book Soup in Los Angeles, Tattered Cover in Denver, Book People in Austin, Texas — the list goes on. Their patrons are numerous enough that even if only a fraction of them make a purchase it adds up to a profit.
… They provide a small slice of intellectual development in a retail landscape that’s otherwise dominated by denim, cupcakes and facial moisturizer. And they do so without asking much in return — just that we come in frequently, browse all we want, and occasionally buy a book at retail price.
Doig might be wrong about this “occasionally buy a book at retail price” path to profitability. If so, Manjoo should have challenged him. What Manjoo did instead — quote the least representative sample of Doig’s argument, while also ducking his most withering critics — is just shabby. Which is why I’m not linking to either Manjoo piece here. If that seems spiteful of me, I’d like a few mensch bonus points for not making a cheap joke out of Manjoo being the actual author of an actual book called True enough: learning to live in a post-fact society.
On Saturday, I praised the Too Many Books In The Kitchen year-end list but left myself the option of stomping back to the Internet and denouncing the list if the second half of The Fates Will Find Their Way turned to crap. The novel finished as strong as it started. So no stomping, no denunciations. I’ve now read two of the five books on the list. Both were terrific.
I’ve been talking up The Fates Will Find Their Way over the last couple of days. When I do, I make sure to tell people that the story is told in the first person plural — “we” and “us” and “our.” Here’s a sample of how novelist Hannah Pittard manages to make “we” and “us” and “our” work:
It was our mothers who broke the spell. One telephone number at a time, the phone tree was resurrected. Mrs. Zblowski called Mrs. Boyd, who called Mrs. Epstein. And our mothers, in turn, called us, dutiful as ever to the prescription of the passage of information.
“Did you see?” they asked.
“See what?” we might have said, determined as ever to feign indifference.
“The paper,” they said, impatient and unbelieving, the click of their nails audible as they struck one by one on their own kitchen tables. “Mr. Lindell.”
“Oh, that,” we might have said, our wives furrowing their brows, wondering the reason for that Sunday’s particular interruption. Perhaps we rolled our eyes at them or shook our heads. Perhaps we made chatty hands at them, suggesting our mothers’ unwillingess to stop talking. Perhaps, but what we did not do was let on, was let slip, let show our absolute concentration on that obituary, its content, and whatever new information our mothers might have called to divulge.
Our backs turned now towards our wives, we moved away from them, towards the foyer or the den or the basement even, and continued our conversation.
Michael Hingston, who writes Too Many Books In the Kitchen, sees this “we” and “us” and “our” differently than I do. He sees a “headstrong choir: it shifts and coalesces into several distinct shapes, each boy given small moments of individual mourning before slowly retreating into the anonymous blob.”
Maybe I’m being too literal, but I can’t accept the idea that this is a story sung by a “headstrong choir.” In a choir, the harmony — or dissonance — would come from one man singing “chatty hands” and another singing “roll my eyes” and another “shake my head.” But that’s not what happens. Instead, it’s an uncertain “Perhaps we rolled our eyes at them or shook our heads. Perhaps we made chatty hands …”
I sense a first-person narrator who simply refuses to show himself, who hides himself so thoroughly in the “we” of his lifelong peers that readers never know whether his mother is Mrs. Zblowski or Mrs. Boyd or Mrs. Epstein or someone else altogether who never gets mentioned in the story. I could be wildly wrong. Regardless, I recommend the novel.
“Grandfather says the first man I sleep with should be over thirty. He also says if sex drive builds up to a particular point, it affects your mental stability.”
“Yes, I heard this from your grandfather.”
“Do you think it’s true?”
“I’m afraid I’m not a biologist.”
“Are you well endowed?”
Answer revealed here. SPOILER ALERT: It’s safe to click the link.
- from a year-in-reading post by Kelsey Ford, who had me at pain au chocolat.
And Paris.
And Gatsby.
I’ve had something of a latent obsession with North Korea for a while and feel compelled, in light of the death of Kim Jong-Il, to assemble a list of novels and nonfiction works that help further understand this oppressive dictatorship that was often stranger than satire. There isn’t a lot; feel…