Screw the Seattle Times. Honestly. I’ve written and rewritten this first paragraph several times, typing tediously on a phone. No version, prior to this, has used the word “screw” or anything like it. I’ve tried instead to stress positives: that the WNBA’s Seattle Storm locked down a perfect 17-0 home record last night, that I got to see them do it, that 9,685 others got to see them do it too, that we yelled our faces off and left happy. The link between all that goodness and “Screw the Seattle Times” is that the Storm and their home perfection are on page 3 of the Times’ Sunday sports section, bumped from the first page by a story on “Why Seattle’s three major sports teams fell apart” and an NFL pre-season story that literally begins with the words “The Seahawks lost a meaningless game Saturday night at Qwest Field.”
The phrase clanking around my head just now is spoken by an aggrieved character in David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest: “a distinct flavor of minor-sport prejudice about this whole thing.”




















